Volume 29 Issue 1

Briefs

British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III After the death of Queen Elizabeth II, citizens of the United Kingdom were concerned that they …

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Pirate Parrots Display “Matey Dance”

Written by: Sharon Roth

“Ahoy,” chirped the parrot, who then declined to give any further comment.Photo By Julia Wong Dr. Perry Keates, ornithologist, has spent the last 15 years studying …

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Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail Every September, millions of people participate in fantasy football. For some, the joy comes from drafting their favorite …

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Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated

Written by: Everett Ririe

Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated Cold fusion, a hypothetical type of fusion occurring at room temperature as opposed to the temperature of the sun, is sought …

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Man Who Has “Never Had COVID” Discovers Devastating News About His “Allergy Flare-up”

Written by: Isabelle Mckelvey

“I finally figured out why none of his COVID tests came back positive. He takes the test tube liquid like a shot,” said Alex.Photo by James …

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Ask Emily Queue – Sports Edition

Written by: The MQ

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New False Memory Service Helps Users Pad Their Resumes

Written by: Theo Erickson

“This new app really helps me sleep better at night,” attested Laina Lightly. “And not just because I have better job security — my resumé now …

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The MQ’s Guide to the Royal Family

Written by: The MQ

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AI-Generated Images to Replace All Art Ever by 2024

Written by: Isabelle Mckelvey

“If I had to describe the type of art I’m making, I would say I’m in my RGB period,” said Hugh Mann.Photo by Julia Wong Last …

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series

Written by: Theo Erickson

San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …