Volume 28
Alternative PowerPoint Presentations
Bland, old, three-to-five page double-spaced essay got you down? Are PowerPoint slides swimming before your eyes, making you wonder why you’re doing this group presentation by yourself? Are you bored of slogging through page after page of your textbook, sifting through endless images and text for even one iota of information that will be on your exam?
Then look no further than these astonishing alternatives, guaranteed to stun your professors and peers!
Raccoon Cult Offers UCSD Students Secure Housing
Some students claim to have witnessed a demonic possession, but it was just a case of rabies.Photo by Maria Dhilla With over 50,000 admitted students and a …
Now Open for Buisness
By Sharon Roth
New Sticky Notes Sell Out After Gaining Massive Hype
One Typebeast said, “Damn, I sure hope this fad sticks.”Photo by Sharon Roth Ever since their launch in August, textured sticky notes have dominated the famously bloodthirsty …
Dear Evan Hansen, I’m Scared
By Sharon Roth
LEGO US Releases Nation Building Sets, Parts Recalled for Injuring Future Generations
China has reportedly been buying the LEGO sets in large numbers, eager to get a sneak peek at US military designs.Photo by Maria Dhilla In what one …
UCSD Return to Learn Meeting
By Miranda May
UCSD to Give Out Commemorative Tents to Students as a Solution for the Housing Crisis
“As a Muir student, I’m really digging the return to nature. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss running water,” admitted Bartlett.Photo by …
Terms and Conditions
By System32
Local Crypto-Entomologist Finds a Bug in His Code
“Cockroach, null pointer, stick bug, ladybug, stack overflow, rhinoceros beetle, moth, caterpillar, infinite recursion, worm, centipede, millipede. These are my favorite bugs, in order,” said Turing.Photo …
