Volume 28 Issue 7
Top Ten New Ways to Generate Clean Energy
Top Ten New Ways to Generate Clean Energy Capturing good vibes Plugging a power strip into itself Surrounding the moon with a Dyson sphere Picking up …
Jeff Bezos Releases Best-selling Novel, “If You Give a Minimum Wage Worker Respect”
Bezos is slated to release a sequel next year, titled If You Give Your Wife Respect.Photo by James Woolley Last Wednesday, former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos …
Susan Bagel: Meringue
I hate goodbyes. I hate letting go. It’s not in my nature to give up, but I can’t be strong all the time. I buried my …
Student Accidentally Brings All the Sand From the Beach Home With Them
After being investigated for sand theft, De Brie said, “There’s nothing more I can do — my hands are tide.”Photo by Sharon Roth Student Roxanne De …
Top Ten Things You Are Probably Doing That Make You a Horrible Person
Microwaving your food Making any sort of noise in a public place Taking the second-to-last cookie, initiating the final cookie standoff Exhaling carbon dioxide and contributing …
You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax Vs. No You Can’t, You Have 1000 Things to Do and You Need to Finish Them by Tomorrow
Point: You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax The weather in San Diego sure is nice. Almost as nice as delicious orange-flavored, from-concentrate Sunny D. A …
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022 In a hurry? Need to buy a gift for a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband? Got a special …
Suburban Lawn Care Association Mandates Biodiversity Training
Michaels declared, “Finally, the reign of grass is clover!”Photo by Sharon Roth Burt Lopez, co-chair of the La Jolla Lawn Care Association and owner of the …
The G-Nome
The G-Nome by Julia Wong
