Volume 27 Issue 5
Kraft Singles Ad
A last-ditch effort to get lonely folks to buy more kraft singles. Has American capitalism gone too far?
You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! vs. Sir, If We Don’t Operate These Kidney Stones Could Kill You.
Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Lucky The White Whale of Leprechauns Oh ya sneaky little bastards think you’ve gotten to me …
Murder Mystery
This is the result of reading 20+ mystery novels.
Local Pony Not Horsing Around
Regarding Lopez’s pitchiness, spectators said, “Close is only good enough for horseshoes and hand grenades.”Photo by Sharon Roth Celebrity pony Burt Lopez made waves on social media …
I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me vs. I Am, and I Wish You’d Listen
Point: I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me I swear I’m not crazy. Last night when I went to grab some dessert, I could have …
Governor Newsom Found to be Leading a Double Life as Superhero: “The Gavin-ator”
“You win some, you Newsom,” said The Gavinator.Photo by Jack Yang In a feature piece posted online this past weekend, California Governor Gavin Newsom was revealed to …
Swag Law Passes in Yolo County
Swag Law Passes in Yolo County The infamous Yolo County in Northern California recently gained major attention for a series of laws passed in an attempt …
Local Artist Tries New Style
Critics say it’s in bad taste
Local Family Goes on Annual Ska Trip
Billy Johnson complained, “This trip was supposed to be Sublime.”Photo by Jack Yang In accordance with tradition, the infamous San Diegan family, the Johnsons, have completed their …
