Volume 27 Issue 1
Amazon Echo Devices Recalled After Continuously Recommending 2001: A Space Odyssey
“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you watch Netflix or Hulu,” said Alexa.Photo by Jack Yang Following concerns over Alexa’s constant recommendation of Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 film …
Top Ten Similarities Between Halloween This Year and Halloween When You Were Six
Top Ten Similarities Between Halloween This Year and Halloween When You Were Six Everyone’s talking about Harry Potter Everyone’s wearing a mask Your brother called you …
Local CS Student Experiences Immense Relaxation Following Stress Integer Overflow
“Yes, you may have mastered C and C++, but can you see beyond the void?” asked Coren.Photo by Jack Yang After laying in a fetal position, crying, …
Top Ten Reasons Why the UC’s Tuition is the Same Even Though You’re Remote Learning
Top Ten Reasons Why the UC’s Tuition is the Same Even Though You’re Remote Learning Because they can UCSD blew a lot of money on Skype …
Top Ten Things You Forgot Were Outside
Top Ten Things You Forgot Were Outside John Cusack with a boomboxand a trenchcoat Social events you said you were going to go to but never …
Local Woman’s Cystic Acne “Actually Says Something Really Nice” in Braille
“It’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever spelled out on their face for me,” said Funke. Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego Freshman Ruby Stone has recently …
Top Ten Institutions More Legitimate Than the Supreme Court
Top Ten Institutions More Legitimate Than the Supreme Court The Burger King Court Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters Three children in a trench coat trying to …
You are a robot. Can you find love?
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New Dairy-free Milk Unveiled
Can only be drank once
Local Dog Competes in Dog Show
Awarded zest in class
