Top Ten Reasons Why the UC’s Tuition is the Same Even Though You’re Remote Learning

10. Because they can
11. UCSD blew a lot of money on Skype stock back in April
12. Khosla needs a premium account for
    Club Penguin
13. Eighth college isn’t going to build itself
14. The MQ still needs our funding
15. The UC has to fund its own morally
    ambiguous person to take the name for Sixth College
16. Rock Bear needs to be fed, and human sacrifices aren’t cheap.
17. They just want things to feel like they’re normal again
18. Khosla thinks it’s unfair that he didn’t get a stimulus check
19. It’s what God hath wrought