Top Ten Reasons Why the UC’s Tuition is the Same Even Though You’re Remote Learning
- Because they can
- UCSD blew a lot of money on Skype stock back in April
- Khosla needs a premium account for
Club Penguin - Eighth college isn’t going to build itself
- The MQ still needs our funding
- The UC has to fund its own morally
ambiguous person to take the name for Sixth College - Rock Bear needs to be fed, and human sacrifices aren’t cheap.
- They just want things to feel like they’re normal again
- Khosla thinks it’s unfair that he didn’t get a stimulus check
- It’s what God hath wrought
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