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Top Ten Similarities Between Halloween This Year and Halloween When You Were Six

  1. Everyone’s talking about Harry Potter
  2. Everyone’s wearing a mask
  3. Your brother called you a “Halloweenie” and you started crying
  4. Your mom let you carve your own pumpkin and it looks like shit
  5. You spent five hours prepping for two hours outside
  6. You got beat up by the middle schoolers
  7. The pumpkin you actually want from the pumpkin patch is too heavy for your weak little arms to carry
  8. You had to get your mom to approve your outfit before you could wear it
  9. Strangers are terrifying
  10. You didn’t get any white chocolate Reese’s

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