Volume 24
Point/Counter Point
Point: Wandering Spirits That Roam Our Physical World Should Be Acknowledged and Respected Every year around All Hallow’s Eve, individuals who are inexperienced in contacting and communicating …
New Tweet Character Limit Finally Allows Donald Trump to Be Eloquent World Leader
Late this September, in an effort to help users be more expressive, Twitter announced that they were going to be beta testing doubling their tweet character …
Third Year Student Excited to Live off Campus, Drives 30 Minutes to Pines Each Night
After two years of promising his on-campus friends that he would “never touch that overpriced dining hall food again after moving off campus,” third year Doug …
Postdoctoral Researcher Wins ‘Cutest Lab Coat’ Award
Jennifer Smalls, PhD, was awarded the 2017 Cutest Lab Coat trophy early last week at the annual MENS, Meeting of Engineers and Scientists, after a fierce …
North Korea in Final Stages of Developing a Photo Bomb
Yesterday the White House released a press brief stating that “diplomatic friction continues with North Korea, as their government develops an assault on the American lifestyle.” …
Incoming Freshman Tells Herself She Won’t Procrastinate in College
When asked how she felt about starting college, first-year student Jennifer Watson said that she, like many other college freshmen, was just eager to start with …
Freshman Excited to Start Anthropology Major after Third Time Seeing Jurassic Park
Having just started her first year at UCSD, Ariel Stewart has been described by her roommates as being “unreasonably excited” to be studying her true passion: …
MLB Unveils New Sport: Baseball 2
In a surprise press release yesterday, the MLB announced that they had invented a groundbreaking new sport. Rob Manfred, Commissioner of the MLB, took to Twitter …
7th College to Be Called Pradeep Khosla College, Namer Still Unknown
UCSD recently announced a new addition to their college system, which will be named after current Chancellor Pradeep Khosla. Khosla assured reporters that this was “the …
Local Hero Finished Watching All Porn so You Don’t Have To
La Jolla resident Henry Basta has achieved what many men have only only dreamed of; he is the first man to have successfully watched every pornographic …
