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Crypt o’ Currency

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Crypt o’ Currency By Kaz Nuckowski

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Genentech Slated to Release Highly Anticipated “Human 2.0” Update

Written by: Aaron Sonin

Next Thursday, the biotechnology giant Genentech is expected to release the “long-overdue” version 2.0 of Humanity. The update is said to contain many useful additions, alongside …

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Mad Quibs – Barista Brawl

Written by: The MQ

Mad Quibs – Barista Brawl

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Self-Proclaimed “Main Character” Dies After Parachuteless Skydiving Attempt

Written by: James Woolley

Widespread panic was reported in a small suburb outside San Diego this weekend when a “flying, screaming man” fell out of the sky. Sources later confirmed …

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The Crossword

Written by: The MQ

The Crossword SOLUTION Across 1: Fancy seafood order, aphrodisiac 11: What your Southern friend says is that blinking thing in the sky 15: Not me 16: …

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Ukraine Moves Country to the Middle of Russia

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

On Tuesday morning, Russian farmers were surprised by the sight of the nation of Ukraine in their backyards, after Ukraine’s populace picked up their entire country …