Written by: The MQ

10. Cumin
9. Do it in bed
8. A scoreboard and referee
7. Surprise circumcision
6. Speaking strictly in early modern English
5. An elaborate pulley mechanism that eliminates any need for manual motion
4. Talk about the tax benefits of having children
3. Filibuster
2. Clap-activated lights
1. Guilt

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