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Warner Brothers Announces Barney the Dinosaur Kaiju Film

Written by: Jacob King

Warner Brothers Announces Barney the Dinosaur Kaiju Film Ahead of the release of “Godzilla vs. Kong,” Warner Brothers announced that beloved character Barney the Dinosaur would …

Features

Lady MistleQown’s Satire Pamphlet

Written by: The MQ

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Local Women Gets New World Record on New Year’s Resolution “Any%” Speedrun

Written by: Jacob King

Goodman said that she found a way to “clip into the kitchen” after demolishing the wall between it and the adjacent room.Photo by Sharon Roth When a …

Briefs

Student Copes with Loneliness Through Horrible Film Binge

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Student Copes with Loneliness Through Horrible Film Binge The pain of a recent breakup coupled with the stress of remote learning have brought local student Melanie …

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Brave Viking Clan Invades US Capitol to Fight for Traditional Roots in Fascism and Control

Written by: Andrew Sitko

“I have my rights,” said one rioter, “and it’s my job to make sure that other people don’t.”Photo by Jack Yang On January 6, a group of …

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I Was the Lone AXE Body Spray Left Behind: This is My Story

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

After the aftermath of the insurrection on Capitol Hill, reporters searched furiously for the best photograph to encapsulate the experience of what many are calling “the …

Sunday Comics

Yes

Written by: Andrew Sitko

White Guy with thick neck vs. Bandrew Bitko

Features

The MQ Makes a Picnic Date

Written by: The MQ

It’s going to be Valentine’s Day in a couple of days, and
you’re already going to be disappointed, what with the
everything going on. So why not get your hopes up even
more by imagining… the perfect date?!

Sunday Comics

Plants

Written by: Ram Sivapalan, Bri Arce and Hanaa Moosavi

Capitalistic Exploits and Burrito Binging.