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Library Walk Student Org Booths to be Moved to Zoom Waiting Rooms
“Zoom fatigue has a new meaning now that I’m actually running away from my screen,” claimed one student.Photo by Sharon Roth In an attempt to emulate the …
Silent Majority Finally Feels Safe Enough to Say Nothing
Silent Majority Finally Feels Safe Enough to Say Nothing After last week’s record time confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, the silent moral majority …
Bowling Balls to No Longer Be Made With Chocolate Center Starting in 2021
Healthy eating advocates support the change, claiming: “Less chocolate is right up our alley!”Photo by Jack Yang The storied sport of bowling rolled into a new era …
Political Science Class Constructs Left-leaning Tower of Piazza
Political Science Class Constructs Left-leaning Tower of Piazza A Piazza forum formed by students of POLI 104A to discuss class materials has recently been identified to …
Funeral Held for Dead Fish
The service was shitty
New Research on Whale Sharks Revealed to be “Gentile Gentle Giants”
After praying to the golden calf, the whale sharks were seen engaging in whole-hog BBQ.Photo by Sharon Roth Researchers at UCSD’s Scripps Institute of Oceanography have made …
Local Woman Rage Quits Over Van Incident
Local Woman Rage Quits Over Van Incident This past weekend, local congresswoman Chessy Bengal held a rally for the upcoming election in hopes to secure a …
Senator Binks Resigns
Embroiled in sex scandal
Denny’s Twitter Account Granted Human Rights
The ruling has redefined what it means to be human, causing many to have “eggsistential crises.”Photo by Sharon Roth The landmark Supreme Court ruling ‘Denny’s v. Thomas’ …
