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We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges vs. But If We Have 13, Sun God Can Finally Ascend to His True Form

Written by: Gage Tanzman

Point: We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges UCSD is a big school. Plopped on the cliffs of La Jolla, the top research university has an undergraduate …

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Local STEM School Reforms Anti-Bullying Policy to Focus on Nerd Perpetrators

Written by: Varsha Varkhedi

“They make fun of me because I can’t prove Fermat’s Last Theorem,” said Toyle.Photo by Jay Noonan In an attempt to curb bullying tendencies, an elite STEM …

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New Study Finds Lost Keys, Scientist Appalled at His Own Creation

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

West says the next big step is finding where he last parked his car.Photo by Jack Yang R ecently it was announced UCSD can now boast about …

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Gamers Encouraged to Vote with “Primary Ballot Any-Percent” Speedruns

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

Counting issues were later reported due to people clipping through the wrong parts of the ballot.Photo by Jack Yang With voter turnout expected to be extremely high …

Features

Dear Emily Queue…

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

I Love You vs. ty

Written by: Steven Zhou

Point: I Love You Salutations my fair maiden, Prithee, come to me, will you? I shan’t take too much of your time with this proposition of …

Sunday Comics

We’ll Get There When We Get There

Written by: Gage Tanzman

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? NO!!!

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The Pole is the Worst Art Piece on Campus vs. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.– — ..-

Written by: Matthew Miltimore

Point: The Pole is the Worst Art piece on Campus At the end of my senior year of high school, I found myself facing one of …

Sunday Comics

The Finals Metamorphosis

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

The Finals Metamorphosis
By Kaz Nuckowski

Features

Alien Sighted on Campus

Written by: The MQ