Special Issue
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CD Projekt Red: “You Live in a Simulation. Our New Game will Prove it.”
This morning, Polish video game developer CD Projekt Red posted a video to their Twitter detailing their next “earth-shattering” project…
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache?
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache? Mario is a true Italian man. Every single day, he shaves his entire stocky, hirsute body from …
What Faction Will You Choose in Halo 2?
In the next installment of the hit game Halo comes Halo 2, now with more characters! We all know who Master Chief is, but do you know…
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
Why is Rosalina so tall?
Why is Rosalina so tall? Rosalina is not tall, Mario is simply a short, weak man. Mario’s weak and miniscule height is his penance for being …
Get Ready to Deadname Birdetta in the Long- Anticipated Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed
Fans of Captain Rainbow no longer have to wait for new content. The long-awaited sequel, Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed, is coming to Switch this Fall…
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual?
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? Great question! Originally, when we envisioned the character of Bowser, we imagined a love triangle between Mario, Peach, and Bowser with …
Nintendo x Amazon Launches Wii Fresh
Play with Mario and all your friends on Wii Fresh! The new, exciting interactive grocery simulation game…
Why did Wario bite me?
Why did Wario bite me? Wario has long been known as Mario’s evil counterpart, but few fans know the lore surrounding Wario’s descent to the dark …
Hit The Forest Floor in Mating Dance Dance Revolution!
Photo by Sharon Roth Dance your tail feathers off in the newest game by the same amalgamous neon dancing slaves — who double as video game developers …
