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Oh the Places You’ll Go! (After You Move Back In with Your Parents)
As I look out upon my novelty calendar featuring inspirational cat photos, I am reminded that I have not a fortnight before I don my gown …
Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother!
Despite being lesser-known than Mario and Luigi, Giuseppe Mario is actually the eldest of the three brothers…
Rising Sea Levels Threaten Minecraft’s Coasts
As Minecraft tunnels towards its next update, version 1.17, players rejoice in looking forward to…
Gerrymander US Districts in Gerry Mandering’s Long, Oddly-Shaped, Suspiciously Specific Adventure!
Pack all the Democrats in your area into your living room for this grand old party game! Gerry is Texas’ second congressional district, but he’s the first anthropomorphic congressional district…
New Smash Character: Just A Sword
During the last Mini Direct presentation, Nintendo revealed the long-awaited fourth DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Nintendo Announces Fire Emblem: Chess
Tackle strategic challenges and become a grandmaster in the newest entry to the beloved tactical RPG series! Introducing Fire Emblem: Chess…
Apology Island: I’m Sorry for Cheating on Poptropica Speedruns
It’s been a really tough time for me, and I think I owe it to my fans to come clean about the rumors…
Aged RPG Protagonist Still Hoarding Potions for “Final Boss Battle”
Alex Alteria, the legendary heroine of Etheria, celebrated her 89th birthday last week, sitting…
I Am the Gamer Who Doesn’t Understand Buttons: This Is My Story
Let’s get one thing clear: I know what buttons are. I wear pants almost every day of my life. That’s not what this is about…
