Opinion
Point-Counter Point: Momma Horny
Point: Is It Just Me, or Did Nathan’s Friend Turn into a Handsome Young Man? Hey Martha, do you remember that kid who used to play …
Point-Counter Point: Bus Drivers
Point: Bus Drivers Should Not Sacrifice a Whole Shuttle of Students for Five Foolish Traffic Violators The trolley problem: a recurrent topic of philosophical and ethical …
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR: Addressing the Recent Election
NOTE: This is NOT a satirical article In the aftermath of the recent election, and given our new president-elect, we as a publication have decided to …
My Sincere Apology to the American People
Okay, so I know my most recent apology wasn’t that great, and I accept that. I am a big man, the biggest man, and I know …
Point-Counter Point: College Emails
Point: Ask Not What Your College Can Do for You, But What You Can Do for Your College Dear Mr./Mrs. name. Hello! Our records show that …
Marvel’s Luke Cage: Bulletproof Logic
After finally making my way through all 13 hours of the new Netflix TV show, Marvel’s Luke Cage, I have to say I’m impressed. This being …
That Rainbow in the Sky is Too Radical
I saw a rainbow in the sky yesterday, right in between a cloud and a patch of blue, and I’m not saying I have a problem …
Bus Driver Giveth, Taketh Away, Doesn’t Let You On
You are in line for the bus. The line wraps around the corner of the block, towards the bottomless abyss of Never Getting to Class on …
What’s With All This Hullabaloo About Hamilton?
As a historian, I am naturally inclined to be excited when anything historical becomes a subject of interest outside of my field. However, I am truly …
Figurative Language: As Useless as a Hole-Filled Umbrella during a Hailstorm
Figurative language. Nothing is more confusing to me than the use of figurative language. I don’t understand why everyone feels the need to use all of …
