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Amish Communities Rally Behind Andrew Yang to Fight Wave of Automation
“Aren’t we glad our fragile human flesh is not being pierced by rocks, fellow human women?” asked the metallic Amish woman.Photo by Jack Yang Democratic candidate …
urban engineer transforms water tower into self-sufficient home, is better than you in every way
Cameron Mayfield has been living off the grid for a year now. However, rather than living in some secluded lodge in the woods or agrarian collective, …
an interview with creator of the world’s most dangerous superbug
Dr. Francine Ye has come forward with a newly discovered superbug, drawing the concern of the international science community. What surprises scientists, however, isn’t the superbug’s …
Snakes Celebrate the Day Their Ancestors Immigrated to America
Thousands of snakes across America will celebrate Snake Day, a day honoring their heritage and their ancestors that emigrated from Ireland. Sources from “old folk legends” …
Investigations Show McDonald’s Worker Set Meetings With Trump
Washington DC resident and McDonald’s employee Francis Rex was brought under charges of embezzlement. Rex faces charges for participating in a secret side-business bringing corporate lobbyists …
Boats Wash Ashore in Revelle Quad After Stuart Art Collection Piece is Mistaken for Lighthouse
Recent heavy rain has led countless of boats in attempt to dock around the Revelle Quad. Sailors claimed that they had mistaken the new Stuart Art …
Roger Stone Nominates Tumor With Nixon Tattoo for 2020 Election
Roger Stone has sparked outrage amongst the American public after revealing that his tattoo of Richard Nixon had budded off into a small humanoid creature bearing …
Area Dad Arrested for Perjury Regarding the Existence of Santa to Son, Child Detective
Melvin “Dictionary” Jones, a nine-year-old, has emerged as the next big child detective after turning in his father for committing “pinky-promise” perjury concerning the identity of …
NEW TREND SEES PRO-RIGHT THROWING AWAY LEFT TWIX
Francis Peterson, a political commentator and blogger, is the source of a new nationwide trend that has pro-right activists boycotting Mars’ well-known candy bar, Twix. “At …
Area Bus Driver Who Drove Away From Stop Definitely Saw Student Running to Catch Up
Commuter student Ralph Payne was left desolate when they purportedly saw the bus driver in the mirror giving them ‘the bird,’ as they ran to catch …
