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Trump’s Misunderstanding of the National Anthem Overshadowed by Ability To Whistle “Dixie”
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was put to the test earlier this month after President Trump appeared to forget significant portions of “The Star-Spangled Banner” during …
Sessions Announces Plan To Remove Alcohol From Hand Sanitizers in War on Drugs
Earlier this week, Attorney General Jeff Sessions issued a memorandum, encouraging law enforcement agencies to act according to new federal laws regarding the use of marijuana …
Top Ten Regrets You Had at That All You Can Eat Buffet
The cashier wouldn’t ring you up for a kid’s apple juice Not realizing that “all-you-can eat” didn’t mean that everything was edible Starting a riot when …
Top Ten Reasons You’re No Longer Friends with Jim After the Super Bowl Party
He stole your seat He came dressed to support his favorite team: the refs He filled all the kegs with NyQuil He fired his gun into …
Top Ten Uncommon Ways to Show Love For Your Partner
Leave a dead bird on their doorstep Give them your Netflix password Strategically withhold all showings of affection Find them a pretty rock that “made you …
Top Ten Similarities Between Cramming for a Test and Preparing for Nuclear Fallout
If you’re not dead afterwards, you’ll wish you were No matter how much you study, it’s not going to change the outcome You haven’t eaten in …
