Top Ten Reasons You’re No Longer Friends with Jim After the Super Bowl Party

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. He stole your seat
  2. He came dressed to support his favorite team: the refs
  3. He filled all the kegs with NyQuil
  4. He fired his gun into the ceiling every time his team scored
  5. He brought a live pig and attempted to make a football on your coffee table
  6. He killed your family
  7. He spiked the football and the punchbowl
  8. He held a tailgate in your living room
  9. He had sex with your onion dip
  10. He thought a “Super Bowl” was something you could get at IKEA

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