- If you’re not dead afterwards, you’ll wish you were
- No matter how much you study, it’s not going to change the outcome
- You haven’t eaten in the last 12 hours, and you aren’t sure you’re going to eat in the next 12 either
- You lock yourself in a small room and wait for ultimate destruction
- Once the dust settles, all that will remain is a half eaten Twinkie
- You’re thinking really hard on how you’re going to get them back when it’s CAPE time
- The time for negotiations are over. The only thing you can do now is prep
- You forgot to bring a Scantron
- You shot a man in Geisel for the last water bottle
- This is just the prelude to an even greater catastrophe
Top Ten Similarities Between Cramming for a Test and Preparing for Nuclear Fallout
Last modified: January 15, 2019