Top Ten Similarities Between Cramming for a Test and Preparing for Nuclear Fallout

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. If you’re not dead afterwards, you’ll wish you were
  2. No matter how much you study, it’s not going to change the outcome
  3. You haven’t eaten in the last 12 hours, and you aren’t sure you’re going to eat in the next 12 either
  4. You lock yourself in a small room and wait for ultimate destruction
  5. Once the dust settles, all that will remain is a half eaten Twinkie
  6. You’re thinking really hard on how you’re going to get them back when it’s CAPE time
  7. The time for negotiations are over. The only thing you can do now is prep
  8. You forgot to bring a Scantron
  9. You shot a man in Geisel for the last water bottle
  10. This is just the prelude to an even greater catastrophe

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