- The cashier wouldn’t ring you up for a kid’s apple juice
- Not realizing that “all-you-can eat” didn’t mean that everything was edible
- Starting a riot when they ran outof breadsticks
- Realizing that it wasn’t an all-you-can-eat buffet
- Only trying seven of their soups
- That food fight with those seventh graders
- Not putting enough croutons on your salad and feeling too embarrassed to get in line for more
- Realizing that you’re just shoving fries into your mouth in the back of a McDonald’s kitchen
- Trying to steal that second piece of pizza before you realized it was a buffet
- Getting too drunk at the open bar and demanding to see “Mr. Buffet” himself
Last modified: November 17, 2018
