Written by: The MQ

  1. The cashier wouldn’t ring you up for a kid’s apple juice
  2. Not realizing that “all-you-can eat” didn’t mean that everything was edible
  3. Starting a riot when they ran outof breadsticks
  4. Realizing that it wasn’t an all-you-can-eat buffet
  5. Only trying seven of their soups
  6. That food fight with those seventh graders
  7. Not putting enough croutons on your salad and feeling too embarrassed to get in line for more
  8. Realizing that you’re just shoving fries into your mouth in the back of a McDonald’s kitchen
  9. Trying to steal that second piece of pizza before you realized it was a buffet
  10. Getting too drunk at the open bar and demanding to see “Mr. Buffet” himself

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