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Nasa Launches Cat-based Lunar Module
Always lands on its feet
Nasa Launches Cat-based Lunar Module
Always lands on its feet
Injuries Sustained After Ice Rink’s New “No Skates Saturday” Deal
Photo by Jack Yang Tragedy struck last Saturday after Ricky’s Ice Skatin’ ice skating rink instituted its new “No Skates Saturday” event in an attempt to bring …
UCSD Chem Majors Have a Thanksgiving Feast of Chemicals
“Technically, everything we eat is made of chemicals but only some of it contains arsenic,” said Cee.Photo by Sharon Roth During the Thanksgiving long weekend, many UCSD …
Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over
Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over Antifa Hypothermia Mariah Carey on a Zamboni Our stepdad Scott on ketamine A moose with no prior criminal record …
Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio
Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio You’re a Nice One, Mr. Frownch Silent Knight (How Genghis Khan Conquered Asia) No, I Don’t Hear What You …
Top Ten New Sayings
Top Ten New Sayings Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral If you can’t join them, beat them You can lead a horse to water, but …
Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body
Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body A blue tooth A confident system An iron gut for digesting Canyon Vista food A titanium pinky …
