Top Ten New Sayings
- Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral
- If you can’t join them, beat them
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it piss
- He who lives in a drywall house should not throw punches
- Put all your eggs in one basket or else you’ll be in the grocery store forever
- Build a deck for a man, and he’ll use it for a day. Teach a man to a build a deck, and he will have a project for 30 years
- Put off until tomorrow what you should have done yesterday
- You can lead a gamer to soap, but you can’t make them shower
- A watched dog never poops
- If it ain’t broke, don’t break it
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