Written by: The MQ

Top Ten New Sayings

  1. Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral
  2. If you can’t join them, beat them
  3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it piss
  4. He who lives in a drywall house should not throw punches
  5. Put all your eggs in one basket or else you’ll be in the grocery store forever
  6. Build a deck for a man, and he’ll use it for a day. Teach a man to a build a deck, and he will have a project for 30 years
  7. Put off until tomorrow what you should have done yesterday
  8. You can lead a gamer to soap, but you can’t make them shower
  9. A watched dog never poops
  10. If it ain’t broke, don’t break it

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