Top Ten New Sayings

10. Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral
11. If you can’t join them, beat them
12. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it piss
13. He who lives in a drywall house should not throw punches
14. Put all your eggs in one basket or else you’ll be in the grocery store forever
15. Build a deck for a man, and he’ll use it for a day. Teach a man to a build a deck, and he will have a project for 30 years
16. Put off until tomorrow what you should have done yesterday
17. You can lead a gamer to soap, but you can’t make them shower
18. A watched dog never poops
19. If it ain’t broke, don’t break it