March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

November 24, 2021

Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over

  1. Antifa
  2. Hypothermia
  3. Mariah Carey on a Zamboni
  4. Our stepdad Scott on ketamine
  5. A moose with no prior criminal record
  6. A foot soldier in the War on Christmas
  7. Santa’s Secret Service
  8. Early-onset dementia
  9. Eggnog lobbyists
  10. A reindeer?
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Last modified: November 22, 2021

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