Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over
- Antifa
- Hypothermia
- Mariah Carey on a Zamboni
- Our stepdad Scott on ketamine
- A moose with no prior criminal record
- A foot soldier in the War on Christmas
- Santa’s Secret Service
- Early-onset dementia
- Eggnog lobbyists
- A reindeer?
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