Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio

  1. You’re a Nice One, Mr. Frownch
  2. Silent Knight (How Genghis Khan Conquered Asia)
  3. No, I Don’t Hear What You Hear, You Have Tinnitus
  4. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like aNon-Denominational Holiday
  5. I Saw the Mall Santa Pleasuring Himself Behind the Christmas Tree
  6. Do “Those People” Know It’s Christmas By That One White Person
  7. The Twelve Days of Community Service
  8. Moshing Around the Christmas Tree
  9. Feliz Navi Mom #Equality
  10. Rudolph the Red and His Endless Fight Against Consumerism

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