Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body
- A blue tooth
- A confident system
- An iron gut for digesting Canyon Vista food
- A titanium pinky toe so we never get hurt bumping into tables again
- A siren that tells our professor we’re still listening when everyone is packing up their stuff early
- An aluminium skull so the government can’t read our thoughts
- A speaker that plays the Windows startup sound when we wake up
- A third kidney so we can sell the other two
- A semicolon
- A moral compass
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