Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body

10. A blue tooth
11. A confident system
12. An iron gut for digesting Canyon Vista food
13. A titanium pinky toe so we never get hurt bumping into tables again
14. A siren that tells our professor we’re still listening when everyone is packing up their stuff early
15. An aluminium skull so the government can’t read our thoughts
16. A speaker that plays the Windows startup sound when we wake up
17. A third kidney so we can sell the other two
18. A semicolon
19. A moral compass