The MQ
Rejected Young Adult Novels of 2020
Sometimes, you really CAN judge a book by its cover. Here are some scrapped young adult novels that were originally set to release this year.
Quarantine Horoscope
Based on our very scientific analysis of stars and planets and whatnot, we know exactly what you’ve done during quarantine based on your sign.
Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads
Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, …
Top Ten Quarantine Activities
Top Ten Quarantine Activities Hug the elderly Ask for a push from Duo just to feel something Not wearing pants anymore because who’s gonna see you? …
Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There
Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There Damn bitch, Hulu wasn’t this clingy Physically, yes. Emotionally, no Yes, but I’m six …
Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup
Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup They realized they were low in thepecking order It was better than running around liketheir heads were …
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback Pluto’s going to fight Mercury whenits in it’s next retrograde It’s far away from Earth, whereall the problems …
Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals
Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals The Phantom of the Rave Daddy Mia! Sweeney Todd: The Barber That Gave a White Girl Cornrows Annie Get Your Senator …
