Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

10. They realized they were low in the
    pecking order
11. It was better than running around like
    their heads were cut off
12. They aren’t. It was just a yolk
13. After the death of the president, there
    was a scramble for power
14. People kept poaching their eggs
15. They thought the sky was falling
16. They wanted to prove they could
    hatch a plan
17. That’s how they thought coop
    was pronounced
18. Unborn eggs have more rights than them
19. They got a bit cocky

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