Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

  1. They realized they were low in the
    pecking order
  2. It was better than running around like
    their heads were cut off
  3. They aren’t. It was just a yolk
  4. After the death of the president, there
    was a scramble for power
  5. People kept poaching their eggs
  6. They thought the sky was falling
  7. They wanted to prove they could
    hatch a plan
  8. That’s how they thought coop
    was pronounced
  9. Unborn eggs have more rights than them
  10. They got a bit cocky

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