Top Ten Reasons You Should Always Carry an Incredibly Sharp Pair of Scissors
- Swallowing swords has gotten way too easy for you
- Taking your shirt off normally isn’t as fun as just cutting it off
- In case you want to run with them
- To cut through all that police tape that’s still around your apartment
- To surprise your nemesis the next time you play rock-paper-scissors
- “Are you telling me you don’t normally use scissors to eat a sandwich?”
- To let everyone know you don’t need little kid scissors anymore
- To exact swift, sweet revenge for any future paper cuts
- Surgery isn’t just for medical professionals nowadays
- It’s surprisingly difficult to find an incredibly dull pair of scissors
