Written by: The MQ

  1. “Honey, it’s fine. I can do this”
  2. You’re now banned from Michaels
  3. It now takes additional steps to start up your car
  4. You did it by yourself
  5. You still can’t find your power sander
  6. Halfway through you got distracted and started drinking a beer
  7. An excess of glass bottles
  8. At least you gained experience for next time
  9. You’ve never been so intimate with a two by four
  10. You were drunk

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