- “Honey, it’s fine. I can do this”
- You’re now banned from Michaels
- It now takes additional steps to start up your car
- You did it by yourself
- You still can’t find your power sander
- Halfway through you got distracted and started drinking a beer
- An excess of glass bottles
- At least you gained experience for next time
- You’ve never been so intimate with a two by four
- You were drunk
Last modified: February 3, 2019
