Volume 31
Student Spends ‘Lost Week’ Resting
“I winter broke, but I didn’t winter heal,” said Slaque.Photo by Janice Kim Following a Fall quarter in which they took 22 units and worked part-time, …
Anti-Vaxxers Reinvent Vaccines
“Phages hate this one trick,” said undergraduate research assistant Polly Merrace.Photo by Theo Erickson Meta user Michael Roechip has gained traction for a post that originally …
AI-based Boba Shop, ‘Cha GPTea,’ Starts Using Coffee Instead
“This binary barista doesn’t make my coffee as well as the non-binary barista did,” said former MOM’s patron Mx. Presso.Photo by Theo Erickson An artificial intelligence-based …
STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! vs. Hey, I Love That Show!
POINT: STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! Oh you liberals really did it this time. After months of nagging from the old lady to become more “involved” …
Gen Z Trends Towards Puritanism
A recent poll conducted on Gen Z revealed that Puritanism is once again “in” and “hip with the kids.” Analysts report that an unprecedented 70% of …
