March 12, 2025 Avoid our podcast. Enjoy the written word. Volume XXXI Issue V

Top Ten Things to Do In The Gym

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

March 12, 2025

  1. Grunt louder
  2. Follow women around
  3. Record people working out
  4. Correct other people’s form
  5. Race the person next to you on the treadmill
  6. Grip the dumbbells with your bare toes
  7. Do unimaginable amounts of steroids
  8. Climax while doing a bench press
  9. Practice your spin attack
  10. Explode into gore
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Last modified: March 11, 2025

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