Volume 30

Briefs

Mysterious Chef Seen in Revelle Construction Zone

Written by: Destiney Friday

This past week, the Vice Chancellor’s office announced the opening of another construction zone in Revelle Plaza, effectively closing the entire walkway. This announcement came just …

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UCSD Purchases Fleet of Invisible Buses

Written by: Amit Roth

“I finally learned what the inside of a black hole looks like,” said Katherine Cambpell. “I was rather disappointed to find out it was just a …

Top Ten

Top Ten Ways to Become Humble

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten

Top Ten Activities in Hamster Heaven

Written by: The MQ

Skyboxes

Wells Fargo Turns To E-Banking

Written by: The MQ

Struggles with data fishing

FeaturesOther Features

The MQ’s Cat Boutique

Written by: The MQ

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UCSD Construction Cranes Named New Official Mascot

Written by: Shayna Crasnick

“The future of our school mascot is up in the air — 265 feet, to be exact,” said Douglas Upton.Photo by Kai Nguyen The Stuart Art …

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DEA Updates Official Classification of Marijuana: ‘It’s Just a Plant, Bro’

Written by: Aaron Sonin

“I’m almost as high as the defense budget,” said one DEA agent.Photo by Dylan Schmidt In a press release this morning, the US Drug Enforcement Administration …

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Anyone Who Has Ever Had a Drop of Alcohol Is Going Straight to Hell vs It’s Not Alcoholism if You’re in College

Written by: Erica Rosslee

POINT: Anyone Who Has Ever Had a Drop of Alcohol Is Going Straight to Hell You children these days are all fools. You lot are always …

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I Can’t Believe It’s My Last Hot Girl Summer vs Thou Shalt Have No Harvest

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

POINT: I Can’t Believe It’s My Last Hot Girl Summer Five years gone. They really snuck up on me. Is this really the last summer I’ll …