- Look demurely at the ground 24/7
- Get height reduction surgery
- Preface every sentence with “Not to brag, but…”
- Get rid of all the mirrors in your house
- Say a put-down after each positive affirmation
- Stare blankly at the bartender when they ask if you want it “up”
- Talk about yourself in the third person to diminish the importance of your internality
- Ride your electric scooter on the sidewalk, among the people
- Keep your Rolexes under your sleeves
- Sit down
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