Top Ten Ways to Become Humble

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Look demurely at the ground 24/7
  2. Get height reduction surgery
  3. Preface every sentence with “Not to brag, but…”
  4. Get rid of all the mirrors in your house
  5. Say a put-down after each positive affirmation
  6. Stare blankly at the bartender when they ask if you want it “up”
  7. Talk about yourself in the third person to diminish the importance of your internality
  8. Ride your electric scooter on the sidewalk, among the people
  9. Keep your Rolexes under your sleeves
  10. Sit down

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