Top Ten Activities in Hamster Heaven

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Agriculture
  2. Getting to eat all 48 of your siblings
  3. Hanging out in a microwave that doesn’t
    kill you
  4. Running on the outside of the wheel
  5. Unionizing
  6. Drugs, sex, and booze
  7. Stuffing the world in your cheeks
  8. Disappearing into a couch forever
  9. Racketeering
  10. Dying again

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