Volume 29 Issue 2

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Top Ten Things Your Orientation Leader Forgot to Mention

Written by: The MQ

The gravity doesn’t work in York Hall UCSD is the Harvard of the West Refilling the Brita filter is a sign of weakness Our dining halls …

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The MQ Hits the Gym

Written by: The MQ

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Disney Announces Yet Another Muppet Movie

Written by: Amit Roth

“I don’t really know what I want the plot to be yet,” said Jamesin, “but I know that Kermit’s gonna sing.”Photo by Sharon Roth Last week, …

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

I Think I’ll Be a Witch for Halloween This Year vs. Thou Art a Wretched Sinner, Utterly Unworthy of God’s Love

Written by: Alex Riensch-Goldstein

Point: I Think I’ll Be a Witch for Halloween This Year I’m not sure. I think it could be fun. I have a lot of ideas. …

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Academic Integrity Violators Sent to Boingo’s Bathhouse

Written by: Emily Cronan

“I want you to grind really hard,” said Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve.Photo by Sharon Roth The previous motto of UC San Diego, “Plagiarize …

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Top Ten Questions Even the Riddler Can’t Answer

Written by: The MQ

Can you see our screen? What’s up dog? How do we summon Herobrine? With inflation being so high, is it still a penny for your thoughts? …

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The MQ Creates a D&D Character

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Student Fakes Her Own Death to Avoid Jury Duty

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

“RIP, and by that I mean rest in perjury,” said an anonymous student.Photo by Maria Dhilla After hearing the news that her roommate Ayla Burton passed …

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Angry Local Politician Hates American Education System, But Not for the Same Reasons as Everyone Else

Written by: Karina Yu

“I want you to grind really hard,” said Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve.Photo by Maria Dhilla On October 3rd, Florida state representative Glenn Miller …