Volume 27

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me vs. I Am, and I Wish You’d Listen

Written by: Sharon Roth

Point: I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me I swear I’m not crazy. Last night when I went to grab some dessert, I could have …

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Governor Newsom Found to be Leading a Double Life as Superhero: “The Gavin-ator”

Written by: Jacob King

“You win some, you Newsom,” said The Gavinator.Photo by Jack Yang In a feature piece posted online this past weekend, California Governor Gavin Newsom was revealed to …

Briefs

Swag Law Passes in Yolo County

Written by: Emily Cronan

Swag Law Passes in Yolo County The infamous Yolo County in Northern California recently gained major attention for a series of laws passed in an attempt …

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Local Artist Tries New Style

Written by: The MQ

Critics say it’s in bad taste

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Local Family Goes on Annual Ska Trip

Written by: Robert Renfro

Billy Johnson complained, “This trip was supposed to be Sublime.”Photo by Jack Yang In accordance with tradition, the infamous San Diegan family, the Johnsons, have completed their …

Briefs

Local Student Takes 2-Hour Bus Ride for Brief Social Interaction

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Local Student Takes 2-Hour Bus Ride for Brief Social Interaction In a desperate attempt to engage with online college friends, local second-year student Kris Nunjowsky reportedly …

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The MQ Writes A Poem:

Written by: The MQ

The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.

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The MQ Hosts a TEDx Talk

Written by: The MQ

Why You Should Stop Taking Dozens of Personality Tests and Go to Therapy Instead

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Chancellor Khosla Finds Holy Grail in UCSD Wastewater

Written by: Bryce Pollack

When one of the unpaid interns got their arms chopped off by an overzealous swing, Khlosa scoffed, “‘Tis but a scratch!”Photo by Jack Yang In an email …