Volume 27
I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me vs. I Am, and I Wish You’d Listen
Point: I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me I swear I’m not crazy. Last night when I went to grab some dessert, I could have …
Governor Newsom Found to be Leading a Double Life as Superhero: “The Gavin-ator”
“You win some, you Newsom,” said The Gavinator.Photo by Jack Yang In a feature piece posted online this past weekend, California Governor Gavin Newsom was revealed to …
Swag Law Passes in Yolo County
Swag Law Passes in Yolo County The infamous Yolo County in Northern California recently gained major attention for a series of laws passed in an attempt …
Local Artist Tries New Style
Critics say it’s in bad taste
Local Family Goes on Annual Ska Trip
Billy Johnson complained, “This trip was supposed to be Sublime.”Photo by Jack Yang In accordance with tradition, the infamous San Diegan family, the Johnsons, have completed their …
Local Student Takes 2-Hour Bus Ride for Brief Social Interaction
Local Student Takes 2-Hour Bus Ride for Brief Social Interaction In a desperate attempt to engage with online college friends, local second-year student Kris Nunjowsky reportedly …
The MQ Writes A Poem:
The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.
The MQ Hosts a TEDx Talk
Why You Should Stop Taking Dozens of Personality Tests and Go to Therapy Instead
Chancellor Khosla Finds Holy Grail in UCSD Wastewater
When one of the unpaid interns got their arms chopped off by an overzealous swing, Khlosa scoffed, “‘Tis but a scratch!”Photo by Jack Yang In an email …