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Dining Hall Drinks Require Biometric Scans

Written by: Claire Cover

In a controversial move, Housing, Dining and Hospitality has partnered with PepsiCo and Amazon to introduce a line of all-new soft drink machines that use biometrics …

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ICE Sets Sights on Canadians

Written by: Cardi ​

Following the Trump administration’s promise to “carry out the largest domestic deportation operation in American history,” random stops and arrests are on the rise. Despite the …

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Muir Introduces School of Life, MQ Office to Be Removed

Written by: The MQ

“Anyone got space for 26 office chairs and a mannequin?” asked one editor.Photo by Amit Roth This year, Muir College debuts its new “School of Life” …

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Mind Control Made ‘Believable’

Written by: Titus Chan

Self-proclaimed “scientist” Kray D. Bill has recently become the center of attention on X, formerly known as Twitter, after claiming to have discovered mind control. “When …

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Philippine Political Dynasty Declares Trump ‘Woke’

Written by: Destiney Friday

Trump allegedly plans to annex the Philippines again in a reported “power move.”Photo by Amit Roth Early Monday morning, thousands gathered in Davao City, Philippines for …

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Legislator Campaigns for ‘Trump Love’

Written by: Kiên Vu

On Monday, House Representative Niedaman Inme (R-Georgia) introduced legislation that would criminalize the depiction of “unnatural relationships” in children’s media. Taking aim at “woke media corporations” …

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Business Department Mandates Monopoly for Course Credit

Written by: Carlos Ayala Santa Ana

“This is easily the hardest class I’ve ever taken,” said one International Business major.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Following a recent survey that revealed that approximately 99.99% …

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Academy Awards Voting Body Revealed to Be ‘Four White Men’

Written by: Ethan Erickson

On March 2, the 97th annual Oscars were held at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles, one mile away from the recent Palisades fire. During the …

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American Dream Deported

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

“At least we still have Manifest Destiny,” said Hare.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Leaked internal Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) communications revealed that last week, officers located …

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Open Season Declared On Seals

Written by: Jules Ausbrooks

On March 3, the Trump administration announced that beginning in April, they will allow the hunting of a previously protected endangered species of seals. According to …