Volume 25
i trained monkeys to be pyromaniacs; airport security was hell
Brett Davis, Arts and Crafts Major; University of Phoenix If you had told me nine months ago that I would be in the Tanzanian plains training …
how i cured cancer and smashed puss at the same time
Chad Moore, World Famous Physician and Motivational Speaker Ever since I cured cancer, I’ve received many heartwarming letters of thanks and commendation. It makes me happy …
this robot can play any song as long as it’s ska
Magen Spriggs, Roboticist Robots aren’t usually known for their artistic talents. Why would they need them anyway when there’s so much else they could do? But …
i went on a field trip to the zoo and it was fun but mr. brown made us fill out worksheets
Kyle Watson, 7 Years Old Hi. Today was a fun day at school because I saw sloths, and they are my favorite animal. I don’t like …
sleep study confirms that cat’s schedule is ideal
Catherine Hayes, Tired Neurology Student As a human, I think it’s fair for me to say that our circadian cycle of eight hours of sleep, three …
a dam that goes around the world
Stanley Buples via email “In all of history, a dam spanning around the entire edge of the world has never been built. Everyone knows that water …
double-sided underwear
Silviya Borimirov via Instagram Reusable items are all the rage today, but one industry where these products haven’t taken hold yet is the undergarment industry. The …
a paper straw that works
Ashley Madeline Via Twitter Today, we see lots of effort put into saving the environment and the species that really need our help. However, in today’s …
Top Fifteen Mysteries Still Unexplained by Science
1. Why the rent keeps getting higher when people keep getting poorer
2. Why you’re too afraid to ever ask for anything
3. Magnets, how do they work
4. Why people go to med school
5. Where that smell is coming from
6. Why your dad stopped responding to your texts
7. Why you’re tired from 8 A.M. – 8 P.M. but wide awake from 8 P.M. – 8 A.M.
8. Why the smaller the battery size is, the louder it screams
9. Where Cheeto dust comes from
10. Why you’re “not allowed” to drink hydrochloric acid even though there’s acid in your body
11. How Mother Earth retains her curves
12. Why everyone else can’t see the eighth color of the rainbow
13. Why you don’t like healthy food even when it tastes good
14. How they clean all that coal
15. What the fuck a “blue raspberry” is
household spy technology
There’s no need to leave the fun at work anymore. With so much high-tech spy gear for home use in the market, every paranoid family can …
