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Top Ten Similarities Between Cramming for a Test and Preparing for Nuclear Fallout
If you’re not dead afterwards, you’ll wish you were No matter how much you study, it’s not going to change the outcome You haven’t eaten in …
Top Ten Similarities Between Your Funeral and Your Wedding
“I’m just here for the open bar” There’s always that one jealous friend who one-ups you and announces theirs in a few months It feels like …
Top Ten Reasons You Should Always Carry an Incredibly Sharp Pair of Scissors
Top Ten Reasons You Should Always Carry an Incredibly Sharp Pair of Scissors Swallowing swords has gotten way too easy for you Taking your shirt off …
Top Ten Reasons You’re Not Wearing Pants
They clash with your underwear You didn’t have any cash, and the only other currency that that goblin took was denim You’re a magician and you …
Top Ten Similarities between Jury Duty and Microwaving a Three-Day-Old Burrito
Top Ten Similarities between Jury Duty and Microwaving a Three-Day-Old Burrito Your parents warned you that you’d have to do it eventually, but you never believed …
Top Ten Alternatives to Passing Out Halloween Candy to Children
Placing an empty bowl outside your house with a sign that says “Take one” Passing out punch cards to Jimmy John’s with two holes punched out …
Top Ten Atypical Ways to Tell If You Are Pregnant
You got an email confirmation from a stork Everyone keeps asking how far along you are, but you don’t have an essay assigned A quiz told …
Top Ten Things Your Professor Was Thinking While Giving You That Midterm
I’ve already decided that this test’s average will be 37 percent What’s that stain on my khakis? Look at these losers, still having to pay for …
