- “I’m just here for the open bar”
- There’s always that one jealous friend who one-ups you and announces theirs in a few months
- It feels like an inappropriate time to baptize that baby
- That slideshow your parents made is really humiliating
- “I specifically said no kids, why are there kids here?”
- Both can be traced back to a spring break trip to Vegas
- Your uncle brought his weirdly young girlfriend and is making everyone uncomfortable
- There’s that one asshole who’s going to propose to their significant other
- You’ll regret it in two months
- They’ll happen on the same day
Last modified: January 15, 2019
