Top Ten Similarities Between Your Funeral and Your Wedding

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. “I’m just here for the open bar”
  2. There’s always that one jealous friend who one-ups you and announces theirs in a few months
  3. It feels like an inappropriate time to baptize that baby
  4. That slideshow your parents made is really humiliating
  5. “I specifically said no kids, why are there kids here?”
  6. Both can be traced back to a spring break trip to Vegas
  7. Your uncle brought his weirdly young girlfriend and is making everyone uncomfortable
  8. There’s that one asshole who’s going to propose to their significant other
  9. You’ll regret it in two months
  10. They’ll happen on the same day

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