- They clash with your underwear
- You didn’t have any cash, and the only other currency that that goblin took was denim
- You’re a magician and you just made your pants disappear
- Who needs pants when you have really, really long boots?
- The holes in your jeans manifested into one big hole
- Sometimes you just don’t have legs
- Who needs pants when you’ve got skin
- They were inexplicably wet
- Technically the restaurant is still obligated to give you service
- Easy access
Last modified: January 15, 2019
