Top Ten Reasons You’re Not Wearing Pants

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. They clash with your underwear
  2. You didn’t have any cash, and the only other currency that that goblin took was denim
  3. You’re a magician and you just made your pants disappear
  4. Who needs pants when you have really, really long boots?
  5. The holes in your jeans manifested into one big hole
  6. Sometimes you just don’t have legs
  7. Who needs pants when you’ve got skin
  8. They were inexplicably wet
  9. Technically the restaurant is still obligated to give you service
  10. Easy access

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