- They clash with your underwear
- You didn’t have any cash, and the only other currency that that goblin took was denim
- You’re a magician and you just made your pants disappear
- Who needs pants when you have really, really long boots?
- The holes in your jeans manifested into one big hole
- Sometimes you just don’t have legs
- Who needs pants when you’ve got skin
- They were inexplicably wet
- Technically the restaurant is still obligated to give you service
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Top Ten Reasons You’re Not Wearing Pants
Last modified: January 15, 2019
