Top Ten Similarities between Jury Duty and Microwaving a Three-Day-Old Burrito
- Your parents warned you that you’d have to do it eventually, but you never believed them
- “Oh God, I hope they don’t realize I was the one who did it”
- You spent as much time as you could in the bathroom
- It’s the only way you know you’re a true American anymore
- You’re not sure how this is legal
- Gives you time to think about much-needed reform to the justice system
- Your boss didn’t take it as a valid excuse to miss work
- You left the country to avoid this
- It felt unnecessary to wear a suit to this
- It’s not the mold that bothers you, but the injustice
