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"I'm not asleep. My mind is alive."
- Joe Biden, President of the
United States
These are features from the newspaper. Centerspread and Backspread can also be found in their respective pages.
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After years of declining viewership, the NCAA announced a shift in their annual March Madness tournament in an effort to “pander to those damn kids.” “It’s …
Playing in the IKEA showroom since 1988.
Government-sponsored satire.
Throughout the month of February, several balloons flying over North America were shot down by U.S. fighter pilots. Following these incidents, Goodyear announced that their blimp …
Satire that will make you feel something.
Overdipping the chip since 1988.
We just kinda wing it.
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