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ChatGPT Caught Cheating on Student

Written by: Janice Kim

“I thought we were in an open source relationship!” said ChatGPT.Photo by Julia Wong Navigating multiple deferrals and the students sleeping in their hallways, the Academic …

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iPads Mandated in UCSD Classrooms

Written by: Katie Campbell

Students are reportedly bringing back the tradition of putting an Apple on the teachers desk.Photo by Amit Roth In preparation for Spring 2024 course registration, UC …

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UCSD Implements Official Land Acknowledgment ‘Thanks to ChatGPT’

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“As a human representative of this university, I am not contractually obligated to show empathy,” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Alongside an announcement released by …

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MOM’s Adopts a Child

Written by: Shayna Crasnick

“We’re not a mom and pop shop, we’re a mom and mom shop!” said Mah Mi.Photo by Connor Betterly In 1967, MOM’s (Middle of Muir) Café …

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UCSD Transportation Services Debuts Airline

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“What’s the deal with HDH airline food?” asked one student.Photo by Connor Betterly This weekend, Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced that, in an effort to ease students’ …

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UCSD Announces Plan to Become Carbon Neutral

Written by: Erica Rosslee

“The warmth of Chancellor Khosla’s new car is enough for all of Sixth College,” said one student.Photo by Julia Wong In order to become carbon neutral, …

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UCSD Introduces Productivity Pods to Help Students Study

Written by: Bitsy Hsu

“These are apparently a part of the new study a-pod program,” said Stanly Wrighter.Photo by Erica Rosslee In preparation for the upcoming final exams, UC San …

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HDH Announces Tactical Operations to Track Down Missing Dining Hall Dishes

Written by: Samuel Ramirez

“I had like five bottles of liquor in my dorm room, but they ignored that to get to my dirty plate,” said one student.Photo by Julia …

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University Claims ‘The Creature Isn’t Our Problem’

Written by: Dylan Towner

“I spoke to The Creature and I thought he was a really nice guy,” said one UCSD administrator.Photo by Julia Wong Last Monday, UC San Diego …

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Eucalyptus Grove Marches on Geiselgard

Written by: Amit Roth

“To all the students who think they can support the Ent uprising, I have one thing to say to you,” said Chancellor Pradeep Khosla. “You shall …