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Road Closures to Impact UCSD Nature Reserve Following Kaiju Breakout
Last Tuesday evening, UCSD announced to the entire campus via email that construction would result in road closures near the campus’s nature reserve next to MCAS …
New HILD Series to Cover Long Forgotten Holiday Thanksgiving
The UC San Diego History Department unveiled a new lecture series on the history and celebration of Thanksgiving available starting this Winter quarter. The new lecture …
UCSD Restructures Parking System, Now Offering “Go Fuck Yourself” Permits
UC San Diego Transportation Services recently announced a change to the permit system in an effort to address some of the problems with the current structure. …
UCSD Ranked Second Among Universities that Look Like a Shoe From Aerial View
US News has ranked UCSD second among universities that look like a shoe if viewed from a helicopter. This continues UCSD’s legacy of receiving high rankings …
Ghost of John Muir Spotted on Campus, Seen Hoarding Beef Jerky
Following October 31, an anonymous Muir student was suddenly hospitalized after he reported seeing the ghost of John Muir lurking in the bowels of Pines and …
Local Student Throws Trash in Recycling Bin, Fixes Society
A recent speech on the prospects of recycling given by John “The Revolutionary” McBon has “challenged everything we ever knew about disposing of paper plates,” according …
Third Year Student Excited to Live off Campus, Drives 30 Minutes to Pines Each Night
After two years of promising his on-campus friends that he would “never touch that overpriced dining hall food again after moving off campus,” third year Doug …
Incoming Freshman Tells Herself She Won’t Procrastinate in College
When asked how she felt about starting college, first-year student Jennifer Watson said that she, like many other college freshmen, was just eager to start with …
Freshman Excited to Start Anthropology Major after Third Time Seeing Jurassic Park
Having just started her first year at UCSD, Ariel Stewart has been described by her roommates as being “unreasonably excited” to be studying her true passion: …
7th College to Be Called Pradeep Khosla College, Namer Still Unknown
UCSD recently announced a new addition to their college system, which will be named after current Chancellor Pradeep Khosla. Khosla assured reporters that this was “the …
