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UCSD Biology Debuts Discussion Sections with 300 Students

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“Let’s get that kiss cam goin’!” exclaimed one student.Photo by Sharon Roth The Epstein Family Amphitheater hosted the Department of Biological Sciences’ Shame ’n’ Sack Showdown …

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U.S. Lifts Regulations Around Public Works Projects

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“I love the new transportation system,” proclaimed one UCSD student. “Taking a trebuchet to school is teaching me so much about applied physics.”Photo by Amit Roth …

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Avatar: The Way of Water to Be Re-Released in 192 One-Minute Segments on YouTube Shorts

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“I can’t understand the plot because part 36 was removed for copyright,” lamented one viewer.Photo by Connor Betterly James Cameron announced plans to re-release his latest …

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Student Shocked to Discover Pete Davidson is Now Dating Her Mother

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“He has so many tattoos, I feel like it would be more special if he didn’t get one of my name,” said Jennifer Dong.Photo by James …

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Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting

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Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …

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Is it Ever Okay – Kettle

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Is it safe to use a kettle around my child? I’m afraid of exposing them to British culture.– PROTECTIVE PATTY Every day we learn more about …

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Kevin Ptashnik – On a Mission to Spice up Your Life

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Two years ago, I was just a regular college student. I went to classes, did my work at night, and hung out with my friends on …

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Self-Proclaimed “Main Character” Dies After Parachuteless Skydiving Attempt

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Widespread panic was reported in a small suburb outside San Diego this weekend when a “flying, screaming man” fell out of the sky. Sources later confirmed …

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Aides Refuse to Reveal Secret to Queen’s Long Life as 70th Year of Rule Approaches

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The Church of England will now accept small children as tithe.Photo by Maria Dhilla As Queen Elizabeth II approaches her 70th year of rule, the Commonwealth …