- You’re still wearing your letterman jacket four years later
- Most of your conversations with friends begin with, “Hey, remember that time in precalc…”
- You occasionally email your 10th grade history teacher
- Your parents used to tell all of their friends about you
- You still list extracurriculars on your resume
- You still get that thrill when you click “Yes, I’m Over 18” on porn sites
- Now you send all of the friend requests
- Your greatest accomplishment was being on honor roll in high school
- You’re the only one looking forward to your high school reunion
- You’re still riding the high off of those AP credits
Last modified: December 2, 2018
