- The Affordable Care Act
- A lottery to see who gets to live
- Funding for music and the arts. Ha! As if
- Capitalism
- Starting to vaccinate your kids, goddammit
- Just have somebody roll up a cleric and you should be good
- Box of Hello Kitty bandaids
- A grudging acceptance of the scientific fact that the sun will expand to take up our planet, killing us all
- “I played a couple games of ‘Operation,’ so I can deliver a baby”
- Trumpdoesntcare
Last modified: January 15, 2019
