Top Ten Things that Should Replace Obamacare

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. The Affordable Care Act
  2. A lottery to see who gets to live
  3. Funding for music and the arts. Ha! As if
  4. Capitalism
  5. Starting to vaccinate your kids, goddammit
  6. Just have somebody roll up a cleric and you should be good
  7. Box of Hello Kitty bandaids
  8. A grudging acceptance of the scientific fact that the sun will expand to take up our planet, killing us all
  9. “I played a couple games of ‘Operation,’ so I can deliver a baby”
  10. Trumpdoesntcare

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