- You still haven’t made your five easy payments of $9.95
- It’s not a stain; it’s modern art. Please sir, you’re at the MOMA, get out
- OxiClean only gets the tough stains. It was a soft stain
- The stain your mother was referring to on the family lineage was more metaphorical
- You bought OxyMoron Clean and it’s actually making it dirtier
- The stain is on your soul. God’s watching
- You didn’t read the box. It works on everything but meatball stains
- You can remove the stain, but you can never remove its spirit
- Stained glass is dry clean only
- “Oh shit, that’s just the color this is”
Last modified: February 3, 2019
